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  • Anonymous said: In the Handlerverse, are people able to create golems as an alternative to summoning demons?

    golems can be created, but theyre best for manual labor or baby sitting

    they are gentle, and kind. but expensive


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  • Anonymous said: How do you tumblr?

    very carefully


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  • Anonymous said: Got any advice for students in college who want to start a webcomic but don't want to, well, do badly academically?

    i guess it would depend on the type of webcomic youre imagining (number of panels, complexity, update schedule, etc) but the blanket answer would be: don’t

    despite the fact that i graduated i did not graduate with great grades bc how much i cares about everything around me had dwindled to 0. i stayed up until 3 am most nights, worked on homework at work, never studied and scraped by on the bare minimum

    please. prioritize your school over your webcomic. comics can wait. school is to expensive to fuck up

    dont live my life. play soccer, brendan


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  • Anonymous said: Are there any centaurs? If so, do they eat to only fill one of their stomachs, or do they have to eat enough to fill both?

    there are centaurs! they eat what they can afford and try not to make human company uncomfortable with the massive amounts they eat.

    when humans take centaurs on dates centaurs have to be careful not to run up the bill unless they want to be rude


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  • Anonymous said: If there are demons and occult societies in handler and pastel's world what else are there?

    i had to think about this

    im thinking probably biblical beasts, angels and myth monsters? like lamias and dumah and satyrs


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  • Anonymous said: Have you ever seen the thing where this lumberjack had to have his jaw removed due to some disease. So they actually had him grow another jaw inside of his back to replace it

    whoa


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  • Anonymous said: I was gunna ask how to be cute but how to becoming a demon seems like a way cooler goal. Do I have to be evil to be a demon though? I mean being good contradicts with my dreams of bein a villain but still I wanna know what I'm in for

    to be a demon: be cool+true to yourself


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  • Anonymous said: do any characters at least PRETEND to know karate depending on the situation

    casper probably tells people hes a blackbelt but he is a liar and a charlatan


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  • Anonymous said: This is kinda suspicious, is your catch phrase Waka Waka?

    are you insinuating my jokes are bad. i WILL fight you


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  • Anonymous said: Bea so if I have this right you are a gay demon muppet bear who is best friends with Kermit?

    that sounds about right

    also im cute


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  • Anonymous said: Could I hire Abby to teach me the good news?

    shell do it for FREE


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  • Anonymous said: How many swan heads does Jack have on his weaponizes ballet belt?

    at least 400


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  • Anonymous said: Do the demons give you a wish or you give them one command? Cause I was wondering if you could ask to have your face back or get a healing factor.

    you can give them one job to do. im not sure why you would wish for your face back when you could just not do the ritual and live a jesus filled life.

    demons are hired for jobs, no get out of jail free cards for the handler


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  • Anonymous said: Does grape ape taste like Ape?

    i just realized grape ape is a play on great ape. im going back to bed forever


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  • Anonymous said: how many characters in AGS know karate? if the answer is less than three i will stop reading the webcomic and contact the authorities

    i regret to inform you: none of these losers know karate. they prefer their fighting styles to be either wrestling moves or weaponized ballet


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